Inspired by ioccc.org, just for fun, really. Can you figure out what this stylesheet outputs (without running it of course)?
<!DOCTYPE p [
<!ENTITY _0_ 'string'>
<!ENTITY _0-0_ 'sub&_0_;'>
]>
<p x:version="1.0" xmlns:x="http://www.w3.org/1999/XSL/Transform">
<x:variable name="_" select="document('')"/>
<x:variable name="_-_" select="number(not(_-_=_-_=_-_=_-_))"/>
<x:value-of select="concat(
&_0-0_;(namespace-uri($_/*/*[$_-_]), $_-_, $_-_),
&_0-0_;(name($_/*/*[$_-_]), &_0_;-length(*>*)*2, $_-_),
&_0-0_;(@_>_-, &_0_;-length(******* div @_), $_-_),
translate(name(($_//@*)[5]), translate(name(($_//@*)[5]), 'l', ''), ''),
&_0-0_;($_//namespace::*, &_0_;-length($_-_ div 0)+7, $_-_), ' ',
&_0-0_;-after(&_0-0_;-before($_//namespace::*, 3), '.'),
&_0-0_;($_//namespace::*, 15, 2),
&_0-0_;(_/_/_=//_//_, 3, $_-_),
&_0-0_;($_/*/*/@*[contains(.,'(')], $_-_, $_-_), '!')"/>
</p>
By the way, does anybody think XSLT obfuscator is a useful tool?

Depends on the input document. For example, and will produce different outputs. Also the order of namespace nodes 'x' and 'xml' is implementation-dependent.
hehe, I knew somebody will bring it on!
The obvious joke here is: Isn't XSLT obfuscated in the first place?